Go fuck yourself with that

Apparently the lymph nodes swell up to protect your body from 'invaders'. That's fantastic and I salute thee. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO GOD DAMN UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE PROCESS! AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SICK FOR HOMECOMING--THE MOST ENJOYABLE EVENT OF THE YEAR!

I'm sorry, but this cold is kicking the shit out of me. I've never been so down and out and depressed as I have been this week.